Absolutely no one knows what they're doing, some people are just smart enough to smile while they're doing it
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 13, 2014
Stop caring what other people think about you and start obsessing about it
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 12, 2014
REPUBLICANS: Children are the most important assets we have and no child should be left be- hold on what do you mean some of them are brown?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 11, 2014
Yo girl do you work in a barn? Cuz you look stable as hell
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 10, 2014
The bat signal is an ingenious idea as long as Batman is always outside and looking up at the sky every five seconds.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 9, 2014
Summer is definitely in my top four seasons.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 7, 2014