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plot twist: i have three tickets to paradise
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 9, 2014
Plot twist: the dogs let themselves out
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 8, 2014
You need to talk to God immediately?
*sets bush on fire*
It's ringing.— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 7, 2014
SUMMER V.214 UPDATE AGREEMENT
I like that Jack White has the same complexion as actual piano keys.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 3, 2014