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"Son, when I was your age we had to walk 50 miles uphill, in the snow with no shoes just to find out if hot, local singles were in the area"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 24, 2014
"Fuck, that would've been helpful." – God looking at a 3d printer
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 22, 2014
If I could have any one superpower, it's still a tie between flying and China.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 20, 2014
"O Brother, where art thou?" – Hulk Hogan performing Shakespeare in the park in his RV
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 20, 2014
Prevent yourself from dying alone by simply living forever.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 20, 2014