My nickname in the bedroom is 'The DMV' because no one leaves satisfied, there's a lot of paperwork, and someone ends up crying.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 11, 2014
Chris Christie is the Shia LaBeouf of Rob Fords
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 9, 2014
Chris Christie is the Shia LaBeouf of Rob Fords
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 9, 2014
Weirds me out that Fred Flintstone had a tie but no shoes.
Fucked up fashion priorities = fucked up life priorities.— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 8, 2014
COMMERCIAL FOR WIND:
*a leaf blows into a pile of puppies*
NARRATOR: 'WIND."
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 8, 2014
*empties bag of popcorn kernels in volcano*
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 7, 2014