Breakfast is the most important meal of the nothing matters.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 26, 2017
There’s no way Mike and Karen Pence share the same bed. They definitely sleep in separate coffins.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 25, 2017
Tuesday is Monday with bangs.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 24, 2017
Easier 2 take u seriously if u didn’t look like dimwitted butler who somehow inherited an estate but sold it for the world’s largest balloon pic.twitter.com/gons0n8OhL
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 23, 2017
It takes two weeks before you can be a server at TGIFriday’s https://t.co/jWpbRVhV56
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 22, 2017
I was able to translate the Zodiac cipher and the results are bone-chilling pic.twitter.com/MIoMEzS4Co
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 20, 2017