If you die in a Hot Topic they make you the manager for a year.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 14, 2017
Wanna feel old? This is what Weezer's Blue album looks like now pic.twitter.com/iQkEs10XMz
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 13, 2017
I wish outrage was better for my skin.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 12, 2017
Excommunicated from Hot Topic again
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 11, 2017
POLICE OFFICER: Do you have any idea how fast you were going?
ME (nervously): No, sir…
POLICE OFFICER: Well, it was worth a shot. Thanks!— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 10, 2017
*Christopher Columbus is playing baseball*
ANNOUNCER: "He steals first base!"
"2nd base!"
"He's stolen home!"
"He's renamed the stadium?"— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 9, 2017