The plural of quinoa is keanu.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 5, 2017
The scariest thing to be for Halloween this year is ok with the status quo.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 2, 2017
Real vs. Cosplay pic.twitter.com/4Ayxh3Pj8x
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 30, 2017
Went to pay for my coffee with my debit card and the barista said, “Chip in please.” I said, “I’m paying for the whole thing!” We high-fived
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 29, 2017
FACEBOOK: Here’s yesterday’s news today
TWITTER: Log on for WWIII today
INSTAGRAM: Your life sucks
ETSY: Here’s a skull on a skateboard!— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 27, 2017
They say dress for the job you want but I don't know what outfit says, "I want to scream at the sky forever."
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 26, 2017