If evolution is "so" "real" why doesn't my junk light up at night? riddle me that, lab coats
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 16, 2017
does trump know that hiring different people for the same position is in no way shape or form considered creating new jobs
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 31, 2017
"Everyone dies alone you just wasted so much money." – my wedding speech
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 30, 2017
"I was breast-fed until I was in my early twenties and I turned out just fine. Next question" pic.twitter.com/N65Y93SVG4
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 24, 2017
It's too early for this U-Haul to be mocking me pic.twitter.com/ks6kuVa4oY
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 23, 2017
When I criticize myself for criticizing myself. pic.twitter.com/eP33zQvQjK
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 21, 2017