"Maybe I am flamingo… don't tell them, Donnie. Bird bird bird. I am a birdity birdittly birrrrrdddd" pic.twitter.com/bHnBDzwCYR
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 29, 2017
People in glass houses can’t throw surprise parties.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 27, 2017
I finally found the magazine I've been looking for my entire life and didn't know it pic.twitter.com/3Gpu7kc2AM
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 26, 2017
At this point the only reason to build a wall is to keep Americans from trying to escape across the border.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 25, 2017
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 25, 2017
Jesus. I was just reading at the library when a bear burst in. Thank God I had my gun. I shot a stranger so I could get a running start.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 24, 2017