Everyone I know is too tough on themselves, so take a break today, remember how much you matter and be highly critical of others instead.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 3, 2017
Super Bowl prediction: None of us will be alive in three months
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 2, 2017
REPUBLICAN: Tonight I will murder your family
DEMOCRAT: I appreciate you giving me some time to enjoy their company— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 1, 2017
.@TheDemocrats You'd better be ready. If I don't see Tim Kaine filibustering with a 12-hour harmonica solo there will be hell to pay.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 1, 2017
I'm Steve. I enjoy hate crimes, waking up in dumpsters, and shooting feral cats in my free time. And yes, I have cirrhosis of the everything pic.twitter.com/kkP33QSgFF
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 30, 2017
If you punch a Nazi, stop hiding behind masks, it's cowardly and deprives us of the chance to shower you with praise and gifts.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 29, 2017