Reince Priebus always sounds like an Applebees manager that's in way over his head and is afraid even kids can recognize it.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 15, 2017
"Kids, sit down. When two people love themselves more anyone in the world…" -me explaining how a podcast is born
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 15, 2017
If you weren't born with perfect eyesight you don't deserve glasses pic.twitter.com/Ev6usEdJyR
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 13, 2017
MTV TRUE LIFE: I Hated Obamacare But When I Found Out It Was The ACA That I Depend On I Learned I Was Just Racist
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 12, 2017
GOP: We burned down your house
ME: What?!
GOP: You're getting a new one!
ME: When do I move in?
GOP: The blueprints will be ready in 2 years— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 12, 2017