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Posted on January 12, 2017

5 Things We Learned From Trump’s Press Conference

I am thrilled that I had my first serious piece published for the International Business Times today. It’s short, sweet, and gluten-free. It summarizes the first press conference the PEOTUS has given in six months. CLICK HERE TO READ IT.

Posted on January 11, 2017January 12, 2017

TRUMP: Obamacare is a total disaster!
REPORTER: What are you going to replace it with?
TRUMP: Every family is getting a stethoscope

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 11, 2017

Posted on January 10, 2017January 12, 2017

I put my pants on like anyone else: I sob in the darkness for 20 minutes thinking about the future that could've been, then I put them on.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 10, 2017

Posted on January 9, 2017

Posted on January 9, 2017January 12, 2017

Don't let drunk Elon Musk write graffiti pic.twitter.com/TuZOCnHPUj

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 9, 2017

Posted on January 8, 2017January 9, 2017

If the show doesn't end with the entire cast of "Westworld" murdering everyone in the room then we all watched for nothing.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 9, 2017

Featured in Playboy.com’s 25 of the Funniest Golden Globe Tweets

 

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