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Posted on December 31, 2016February 9, 2017

The 27 Goodest Tweets We Scrolled Past In 2016 https://t.co/YyIvcWbSN5

— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) December 31, 2016

My favorite joke in 2016 made it on the “Funny Or Die: 27 Goodest Tweets” of 2016 list.

Posted on December 30, 2016January 1, 2017

My response to any question you ever ask me pic.twitter.com/hKKF076jt5

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 30, 2016

Posted on December 29, 2016January 1, 2017

*takes Cold War out of freezer*
*pre-heats oven*

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 29, 2016

Posted on December 28, 2016January 1, 2017

Blaming death on a year is utterly ludicrous. I blame Trump.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 29, 2016

Posted on December 27, 2016December 28, 2016

Death is clearly only taking the people it wants to hang out with.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 27, 2016

Posted on December 26, 2016December 27, 2016

5 days left in 2016. Still plenty of time for: animal rebellion, nuclear war, zombie apocalypse, exploding babies, new Smash Mouth single.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 26, 2016

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