MISSED CONNECTION: You were the exorcist at my niece's quinceañera
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 26, 2015
Depression convinces you that you're the absolute best at being the absolute worst.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 25, 2015
ISIS is so stupid. Don't they realize Santa is watching them? Lots of coal for those dummies.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 23, 2015
If you pull on a man's ponytail long enough, a coupon will drop down from the sky that's good for six free karate lessons.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 22, 2015
3 stars (my review of Orion's Belt)
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 21, 2015
BRAIN: Everyone should be nicer to each other!
*one person doesn’t say thank you after I hold the door open for them*
BRAIN: LET IT ALL BURN— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 20, 2015