If you play Weezer's BLUE ALBUM backwards you can hear a sweater being put back together.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 29, 2015
SAVE TIME: Wake up screaming
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 27, 2015
The new Joker has never missed a Warped Tour.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 25, 2015
My neck
My back
My zebra and my yak— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 25, 2015
Instead of conjugal visits they should be called guilty pleasures.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 23, 2015
"Like a horse but with the saddle inside." – god creating camels
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 23, 2015