COP: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
ME: "It's karaoke night and you need a partner."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 24, 2015
"Stuff that alligator in that dolphin" – God creating sharks
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 20, 2015
*bank robbery*
*robber slides note to teller*
TELLER: "This is a grocery list."
ROBBER: "Not again."
[cut to grocery store]
GF: "Not again."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 19, 2015
COP: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
ME: "You want someone who will listen but won't judge."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 19, 2015
THE JINX was a mesmerizing piece of television. I'm glad I watched the last episode again and noticed a minor detail pic.twitter.com/cIcCbyTnKJ
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 17, 2015
That awkward moment when you need a belt and a tie but you only have one snake.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 15, 2015