EMPLOYEES MUST CRY IN FRONT OF MIRROR ASKING THEMSELVES WHAT THEY’RE DOING WITH THEIR LIVES BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK pic.twitter.com/aYmLoTa9DO
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 31, 2019
A defining moment in becoming an adult is when you realize you’re not actually angry with the world you’re just always really hungry.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 26, 2019
Remember folks, THIS is what winning looks like. pic.twitter.com/lGUfxM5FeV
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 25, 2019
Left to my own devices I will just sit and stare and scroll through my own devices.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 23, 2019
My five year plan is to make it through 2019.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 31, 2018
SPIDER-MAN, SPIDER-MAN,
does whatever a spider can,
spider thoughts and spider things,
spider queens and spider kings,
charlotte's web? that shit was tight,
walks in your mouth while you're asleep at night,
eats his kids, cleans his plate,
spider-man can spider-relate— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 29, 2018