Remember: When you write with a writing partner you're not just writing with them you're writing with every partner they ever partnered with
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 7, 2015
VALENTINE'S DAY TIP: We all die alone
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 6, 2015
*doctor delivers baby*
*newborn is handed a gun and a bible*
Doctor: "You're on your own now buddy"
[narrator: "Vote Republican"]— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 4, 2015
That Budweiser commercial is extremely effective. I just maxed out three credit cards ordering horses.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 2, 2015
If you could have dinner with any person, living or dead what Arby's would you go to?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 31, 2015
"Snakes on Wheels Strictly Prohibited" pic.twitter.com/T9TB8e31LI
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 30, 2015