Still not convinced that egg rolls aren't just deep-fried coleslaw.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 29, 2015
CNN: Michelle Obama visited Saudi Arabia without wearing a head scarf
FOX NEWS: First Lady visited Saudi Arabia completely topless
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 28, 2015
why aren't all the moths trying to get to the moon
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 28, 2015
I love you just the way you are in my mind
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 25, 2015
"You have to cop the new Lupe." pic.twitter.com/a55hDGXCQk
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 24, 2015
You're at a bar & look down. You see broken peanut shells littering the floor. You look closer & see tiny top hats & monocles strewn about.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 24, 2015