1) Mass shooting occurs
2) President decries shooter as a “nutcase”
3) Conservatives say guns aren’t the problem
4) President continues slashing funding for mental health
5) Repeat until we’re all dead from mass shootings— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 8, 2018
Dems, forget impeachment, it’s not happening with a Republican Senate. Start talking about the changes we need now:
• New Voter’s Right Act
• Outlawing private prisons
• A living wage
• Legalizing pot
• No stepping on the dance floor unless you’re gonna bring more more more— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 7, 2018
If Abraham Lincoln we’re alive today he’d say two things:
1) “This is not my Republican Party. These people are the same self-indulgent, syphilitic tyrants I spent my entire life and career opposing and fighting against. To hell with them!”
2) “The penny? REALLY??”
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 6, 2018
Donald Trump Jr. emerges from his voting booth with his ballot covered in spaghetti sauce even though he didn’t enter the booth with spaghetti or sauce.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 6, 2018
Merry Christmas, Goths!
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 31, 2018
A skeleton burnt beyond recognition because the privatized firefighters took two weeks to get to my house https://t.co/8oSXhz5SJc
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 28, 2018