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Posted on October 24, 2018October 25, 2018

EMPLOYEES MUST SQUEEZE BRAINS BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK pic.twitter.com/34bjBehokH

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 24, 2018

Posted on October 13, 2018October 25, 2018

On your first day in prison go up to the biggest guy there and plant a gentle kiss on his forehead. He’s been hurt and let down time and time again. It’s time for the healing to begin.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 13, 2018

Posted on September 5, 2018September 6, 2018

Does he know this isn’t Google? https://t.co/DYtDCnIrxi

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 5, 2018

Posted on September 4, 2018September 6, 2018

The amount of racists out there doesn’t surprise me anywhere near as much as the fact that so many white people are looking for any excuse they can get to set the things they own on fire.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 4, 2018

Posted on September 2, 2018September 6, 2018

You think you're tired of me? Buddy, I am me.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 2, 2018

Posted on September 1, 2018September 6, 2018

(to the tune of Beastie Boys’ GIRLS)

Birds, all I really want is birds
And in the morning it’s birds
‘Cause in the evening it’s birds

Birds, to eat the fishes
Birds, to shit on my car
Birds, to eat the bread bread
Birds, and in the Arby’s parking lot

Birds, birds, birds, birds

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 1, 2018

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