*kid puts up MISSING DOG posters*
DAD: "Don't waste your time with that"
*dad buys 3D printer*
*prints new kid that doesn't get so attached*— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 7, 2014
Jeff Goldblum always looks like he's deciding on a fair price for a garage sale item.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 5, 2014
Mark Wahlberg always looks like you forgot his birthday.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 3, 2014
"How are you?"
"Can't complain."
"Really?"
"Yeah it's a condition that I was born with."
"What's it like?"
"It sucks how amazing it is."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 3, 2014
Our eyes locked when we were both trying to avoid eye contact with everyone.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 31, 2014
*batman voice*
Yes I tried unplugging it— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 30, 2014