Anxiety feels like driving and realizing you're not holding the steering wheel but a pair of chopsticks that are on fire.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 6, 2014
Women should only have to pay 77 cents for anything at THE DOLLAR STORE
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 5, 2014
*wears pharrell's hat to kentucky derby*
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 3, 2014
How awesome would it be if Daft Punk took off their helmets only to reveal Tupac and Biggie?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 2, 2014
Rock beats paper. Paper beatboxes. Paper gets noticed. Paper signs with a label for millions. Paper wins. Paper rocks.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 28, 2014
Can't sleep. Can't stop thinking about how they signaled Batman during the day.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 28, 2014