All I want is all the attention in the world from everybody all the time except for when I want to be completely left alone by everyone and I shouldn't have to tell people when one or the other is happening. I don't think that's too much to ask.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 20, 2018
Hey girl…. are you a public library book? Cuz I’ve been checking you out for weeks and your spine is all sorts of fucked up 😉
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 18, 2018
Me, after staying in bed all day, showering, then going back to bed: https://t.co/Zqa2H07qz0
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 17, 2018
I can relate to blenders because I also scream while I'm doing my job.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 15, 2018
Slowly, in front of its family pic.twitter.com/s7DvGQSeNz
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 13, 2018
I won’t be happy until they put tiny people in these tiny chairs opening an even tinier pizza box filled with a tinier table, chairs, and people opening a microscopic pizza box filled with microscopic tables, chairs and people opening a pizza box that’s only seen on a molecula- https://t.co/CYtW8IPLQ1
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 28, 2018