If Einstein was so "smart" then why did he die?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 24, 2013
FREE GIGGLES: Imagine a Jamaican dude trying to order a ticket to Yemen.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 22, 2013
It looks like a new Pope is being chosen every five minutes in Battery Park.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 20, 2013
Happy 1/5th, Nerds!
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 20, 2013
"BIKINI SEASON IS ALMOST HERE: 10 WAYS TO HATE YOURSELF MORE" -Women's Magazines
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 8, 2013
Yeah, let's store all our information in the clouds WHERE THE BIRDS WILL LEARN EVERYTHING. Real smart, nerds.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 7, 2013