It takes two weeks before you can be a server at TGIFriday’s https://t.co/jWpbRVhV56
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 22, 2017
I was able to translate the Zodiac cipher and the results are bone-chilling pic.twitter.com/MIoMEzS4Co
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 20, 2017
EXECUTIONER: “You have been charged with refusal of the Merry Christmas Compliance law, any last words?”
ME: “Happy Holidays, bitch.”— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 19, 2017
Chris Pratt's full name is Christmas Prattlesnake.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 18, 2017
During her punk phase, Ivanka made her au pair try heroin.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 18, 2017
I go on CHOPPED. I open my basket the ingredients are self-loathing and $20,000 in debt.
ME: "I can work with this."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 16, 2017