Crazy but true: if you die on Halloween you die forever
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 29, 2017
CNN: Mueller has filed charges
MSNBC: The floodgates have opened
FOX NEWS: He goes by Bob but his name is Robert, what else is he lying abo-— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 28, 2017
Breakfast is the most important meal of the nothing matters.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 26, 2017
There’s no way Mike and Karen Pence share the same bed. They definitely sleep in separate coffins.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 25, 2017
Tuesday is Monday with bangs.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 24, 2017
Easier 2 take u seriously if u didn’t look like dimwitted butler who somehow inherited an estate but sold it for the world’s largest balloon pic.twitter.com/gons0n8OhL
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 23, 2017