DO NOT CARRY GIANT STAPLES pic.twitter.com/ci0CTpvEtH
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 1, 2017
There has been yet another tragic major shooting. Let's take away all the guns now and come up with a replacement later.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 30, 2017
PAUL RYAN: Heck folks let's calm down
CONSTITUENT: Why do you want to kill my disabled son?
PAUL RYAN: I want a third garage— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 27, 2017
If I see another happy couple smooching I swear to god I'm going to walk right past them and ask myself why I ruin every relationship I'm in
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 27, 2017
No flying cars but I get to debate why a kid born with cancer deserves a shot at life with strangers this is truly the future I dreamt of
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 25, 2017
"… but in the end it turns out, the mist was inside me the whole time." pic.twitter.com/90LxO02XEG
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 24, 2017