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Tag: Joke of the Day

Posted on July 9, 2017September 9, 2017

EMPEROR PALPATINE: "Submit to your fear"
ME: "Done. Oh and I got one of those robes. What next?"
EP: "Uh, I forget. Usually people won't."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 9, 2017

Posted on July 7, 2017September 9, 2017

Today was the day Vladimir Putin officially became President of the United States.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 7, 2017

Posted on July 6, 2017

pic.twitter.com/WDJIzoJujQ

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 6, 2017

Posted on July 4, 2017July 6, 2017

Every eagle looks like it just got tipped $5 on a $150 tab pic.twitter.com/MmXgCnz42r

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 4, 2017

Posted on July 4, 2017July 6, 2017

The Declaration of Independence was one of the first examples of breaking up via text message.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 4, 2017

Posted on July 3, 2017July 6, 2017

A Laura Palmer is exactly like an Arnold Palmer only murdered and coke instead of iced tea.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 4, 2017

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