"Come for the Armani. Stay because I chained you to the radiator in the basement." pic.twitter.com/WrIGUJDWLU
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 20, 2017
Trump was the kid who always played Duck Hunt one inch away from the screen.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 19, 2017
Roger Ailes is survived by his grandson, The Alt-Right.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 18, 2017
No headline will surprise me now.
"Trump Fucks A Horse On Facebook Live"
"Trump Bombs NYC"
"Trump Marries Steve Bannon"
"Trump Eats Child"— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 17, 2017
It's hard to see the smoking gun when the room is on fire.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 17, 2017
It's so depressing to see modern witches riding Roombas.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 16, 2017