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Posted on January 20, 2017January 26, 2017

That awkward moment when your silent majority is also invisible pic.twitter.com/TzpBJvvGuV

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 20, 2017

Posted on January 18, 2017January 26, 2017

pic.twitter.com/pAKcXAEAkD

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 18, 2017

Posted on January 17, 2017January 26, 2017

ME: Are you a robot?
BETSY DEVOS: Conceivably
M: Are you a robot?
BD: Robots are good
M: Are you a robot?
BD: Rebooting… I don't think so

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 18, 2017

Posted on January 16, 2017January 26, 2017

A solid hour of the inauguration is going to be Mike Pence playing Big Buck Hunter on a Jumbotron.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 16, 2017

Posted on January 15, 2017January 26, 2017

Reince Priebus always sounds like an Applebees manager that's in way over his head and is afraid even kids can recognize it.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 15, 2017

Posted on January 15, 2017

"Kids, sit down. When two people love themselves more anyone in the world…" -me explaining how a podcast is born

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 15, 2017

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