I finally found the magazine I've been looking for my entire life and didn't know it pic.twitter.com/3Gpu7kc2AM
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 26, 2017
At this point the only reason to build a wall is to keep Americans from trying to escape across the border.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 25, 2017
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 25, 2017
Jesus. I was just reading at the library when a bear burst in. Thank God I had my gun. I shot a stranger so I could get a running start.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 24, 2017
BAILIFF: Do you swear to tell the alternative fact, the whole alternative fact and nothing but the alternative fact, so help you God?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 22, 2017
If Stevie Wonder could spot Waldo in your crowd, don't talk about how big it was. pic.twitter.com/Mb3Elxra5b
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 21, 2017