Instead of "Happy Holidays" or "Merry Christmas," I prefer to use the non-controversial, "We're all dying slowly but you look great today!"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 21, 2016
Trump supporters appear to be softening their positions as well, a lot of the new swastikas they're painting are rainbow-colored.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 14, 2016
Right now Twitter feels like a funeral home where half the people are paying respects and the other half are playing laser tag.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 14, 2016
USE CAUTION WHEN TAKING SHIMMERING ORB OUT OF SUITCASE pic.twitter.com/XhmaUkJxJD
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 12, 2016
SECURE JOBS FOR THE NEXT 4 YEARS:
• Therapist
• Bartender
• Door-to-door hand grenade salesperson
• Inventor of new cusses
• Bounty Hunter— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 11, 2016
The headline that healed a nation…. pic.twitter.com/1x5NFgYf20
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 10, 2016