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Tag: Joke of the Day

Posted on October 25, 2016October 26, 2016

I relate to R2D2 because I often feel like a misunderstood, sassy garbage can that doesn't know what to do with all the info it's been given

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 25, 2016

Posted on October 23, 2016October 26, 2016

Joe Biden believes in your Second Amendment right to carry finger guns anywhere you damn please in America. pic.twitter.com/Lh5S63VnWX

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 23, 2016

Posted on October 22, 2016October 26, 2016

"Honey, I know we've only known each other for a little while but-"
*gets down on one knee*
"-will you protest the national anthem with me?"

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 22, 2016

Posted on October 20, 2016October 26, 2016

https://twitter.com/SamGrittner/status/789301006882439168

Posted on October 19, 2016October 26, 2016

USA: Who will win tonight, the self-proclaimed sexual predator or the former Secretary of State?

THE WORLD: Are you all on bath salts?

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 19, 2016

Posted on October 18, 2016October 26, 2016

Hillary is busy prepping for the last debate by reading YouTube comments.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 18, 2016

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