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Tag: Joke of the Day

Posted on October 3, 2016October 5, 2016

Trump supporters are the same people who touch the fajita skillet, then complain about how hot it is, even though they were warned.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 4, 2016

Posted on October 2, 2016

TRUMP: I'm the best at business. Extraordinary. Just the best

REPORTER: You lost one billion dollars

TRUMP: Hillary Clinton is a lesbian

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 2, 2016

Posted on October 1, 2016October 2, 2016

Tiffany slips the envelope into the mailbox, clutching a photo of her father, "You didn't pay taxes but you'll finally pay attention to me."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 2, 2016

Posted on September 30, 2016October 1, 2016

TO-DO TODAY:
• Escape through food
• Watch the world burn
• Question my true motives
• Repeat same mistakes with different people
• Not die

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 30, 2016

Posted on September 29, 2016October 1, 2016

REPORTER: Name one person you admire from the current cabinet
GARY JOHNSON: Lazy Susan

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 29, 2016

Posted on September 28, 2016September 29, 2016

FRIEND: You sure do tweet about depression a lot
ME: Yep. You know what I'd tweet about if I were a fisherman?
FRIEND: Fish?
ME: Depression

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 28, 2016

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