The only thing that could possibly be more divisive than this election would be if we as a nation tried to order a pizza together.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 27, 2016
imagine being genuinely excited to shout your country's abbreviated name
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 22, 2016
Melania has always been gorgeous pic.twitter.com/X5BCROZwyk
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 19, 2016
Do I think Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer? No. Do I believe with all my heart he chokes hitchhikers to death with a rosary? Of course I do.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 20, 2016
No matter who wins tomorrow remember one thing: Donald Trump wants to fuck his daughter.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 18, 2016
Someone got paid to think this up then it got approved. Stop saying there's no way Trump will be our next President. pic.twitter.com/a7we8xY6Dm
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 22, 2016