"I SAID THE BIGGEST ELECTORAL WIN SINCE- pic.twitter.com/AKBcghaOOK
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 15, 2017
SESSIONS: Huckleberry. Blueberry. Strawberry. Cantaloupeberry-
CONGRESS: Stop naming berries and answer the question— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 13, 2017
*waits until plane is in the air*
"So… who did everyone vote for?"— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 1, 2017
Eric Trump looks like you found someone from Craigslist to play a vampire but when he shows up you're like "nah man. I'm sorry but too real"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 27, 2017
No headline will surprise me now.
"Trump Fucks A Horse On Facebook Live"
"Trump Bombs NYC"
"Trump Marries Steve Bannon"
"Trump Eats Child"— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 17, 2017
Ivanka is getting booed? Thank god there aren't crowds chanting "lock the bitch up" at her no politician male or female could withstand that
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 25, 2017