"It's not a muppet ban." – Sean Spicer on defunding CPB
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 16, 2017
*trump vomits on himself during national address*
PUNDIT: He only blew chunks once, no dry-heaves after. This is what a President looks like— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 1, 2017
DOCTOR: Melania was hit by a bus. We did the best we could but I urge you to say your goodbye now
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TRUMP: My love, I had 308 votes in th— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 25, 2017
Steve Bannon looks like everything that's stuck to a band-aid when you pull it off.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 23, 2017
Elected officials who refuse to meet with their constituents should have to forfeit their positions. I've never been paid to ignore my boss.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 22, 2017
People have already built memorials for the attack in Sweden pic.twitter.com/Ig58uyLvay
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 19, 2017