.@TheDemocrats You'd better be ready. If I don't see Tim Kaine filibustering with a 12-hour harmonica solo there will be hell to pay.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 1, 2017
Jesus. I was just reading at the library when a bear burst in. Thank God I had my gun. I shot a stranger so I could get a running start.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 24, 2017
If Stevie Wonder could spot Waldo in your crowd, don't talk about how big it was. pic.twitter.com/Mb3Elxra5b
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 21, 2017
ME: Are you a robot?
BETSY DEVOS: Conceivably
M: Are you a robot?
BD: Robots are good
M: Are you a robot?
BD: Rebooting… I don't think so— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 18, 2017
WE NEED TO PROTECT THE UNBORN AT ALL COSTS, THEY ARE PRECIOUS DIAMONDS AND A REFLECTION OF OUR HUMANITY!
what about poor people?
HARD PASS
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 4, 2017
TRUMP: I think murdering, for the most part, is a bad idea
PRESS: "Donald Trump Has Matured Into The President We Need"— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 3, 2017