Do you think Barron or Melania is going to operate the t-shirt cannon while Donald takes the oath of office?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 9, 2016
You thought you were giving the establishment the middle finger with your vote for Trump but it turns out you were actually fisting yourself
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 27, 2016
Fidel Castro died doing what he loved: slowly dying.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 26, 2016
I want to have faith in America but I can't shake the fact that one of the highest rated shows of all-time was "Big Bang Theory"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 8, 2016
You do know the entire world is staring at us like we're standing completely naked on a diving board above a pool filled with swords, right?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 6, 2016
Biggest takeaway from last night's incredibly close game, Cleveland accepted the results and their fans didn't take to the streets with guns
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 3, 2016