It’s mathematically impossible to calculate the number of DUI’s that got swept under the rug in this picture. We simply don’t have a number that large in existence at this time. pic.twitter.com/UyrPrFhKoN
— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) October 23, 2019
SINISTER VOICE: “Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez SAYS she didn’t have it easy growing up- but would a woman who’s trying to fight for everyday Americans own so many of THESE?
*cut to video montage of AOC in shoes* Vote Republican: we still wanna kill your grandma and harvest her fluids”
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 4, 2019
If Abraham Lincoln we’re alive today he’d say two things:
1) “This is not my Republican Party. These people are the same self-indulgent, syphilitic tyrants I spent my entire life and career opposing and fighting against. To hell with them!”
2) “The penny? REALLY??”
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 6, 2018
If your party controls the House, the Senate, and the Presidency and one of the few requirements of your job is to keep the government up and running but you fail at that but still get paid then you my friend are the true welfare queen.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 20, 2018