"Medusa, NO!"
*medusa takes selfie*— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) September 3, 2015
The Shroud of Turin is the first selfie.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) July 12, 2013
I'm writing a book about how people can free themselves from taking pictures of themselves. It's a selfie-help book.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) January 26, 2013