I sure picked the wrong Presidency to get sober.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 24, 2018
It feels like we're in a taxi with a driver who's freebasing while drinking bottle after bottle of 151, insists he knows where he's going even though it's clear he's lost, keeps running over cats and dogs and people, and we can't even roll down the windows to scream for help.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 8, 2018
Well, now we finally know who Trump is going to shoot in the face on 5th Avenue.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 3, 2018
World War Pee
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 14, 2018
How the fuck does Barack Obama have such an endless supply of self-restraint? Not a single tweet to the President asking, “So, Donny, how’s your day going?” Trump would literally explode and part of this nightmare would finally be over. I don’t get it.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 10, 2018
If you had told me on the day Trump was elected that not even two years into his Presidency he’d be embroiled in a sex scandal with a porn star who knows how to outmaneuver him I would’ve looked you square in the eyes and said, “That sounds about right.”
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 25, 2018