"9-1-1, what's your emergency?"
"I accidentally kept my eyes open when I sneezed and now I can taste time."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 18, 2014
Writer. Comedian. Space Whale.
"9-1-1, what's your emergency?"
"I accidentally kept my eyes open when I sneezed and now I can taste time."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 18, 2014