Merlot is Red,
NYPD BLUE,
I've Been Up Sniffing Bath Salts,
I Love You Invisible Tiger— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 14, 2015
Always tired? Anxious? Hungry? Do you project other people's emotions? Lost? Still tired? Ask your doctor if being human is right for you
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 13, 2015
Dear Lord, please grant me the serenity to be mad chill
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 13, 2015
Therapist: "Why do you think you are the way you are?"
Me: "I gotta be honest: I thought I was paying you to do the thinking around here."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 8, 2015
Dear Lord, please grant me the gift to ball so hard. Amen.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 7, 2015
Time to turn the old bed off and go to phone.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 7, 2015