We can't afford health insurance for the country but we can afford to outfit local police forces to look like the expendables?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 14, 2014
My dance style can best be described as "horse falling down a staircase"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 13, 2014
Scientists release new study revealing dope ain't as hella as it used to be.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 11, 2014
If you have a ponytail, there's no need to fill out an application. You can just walk into any Guitar Center and start working the floor.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 10, 2014
what idiot called it a chicken instead of an eggplant
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 9, 2014
Paul Rudd always looks like he just learned he's going to be an Uncle for the first time.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 8, 2014