ME: I’m going to sleep
BRAIN: You’re going to be alone forever!
ME: What else is new?
BRAIN: Wait- what? Ummm… you’re a piece of shit and you know it!
ME: Yeah but kind of a delightful piece of shit
BRAIN:
ME: I’m broke and I’m weird. Anything else?
BRAIN: I’m going to sleep

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 30, 2017