I’m just looking for a woman that’s
• always chill
• loves pizza
• into the occult
• has no problem bludgeoning me to death
• will bring me back from the dead just to have sex with me before she kills me again
• cries blood
• is 100% a witch
• did I mention PIZZA?! ???— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 23, 2019