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Author: Sam Grittner

Posted on February 29, 2016March 7, 2016

Our society feels like its decaying and crumbling from the inside but boy do we post killer pics of the sunset.

— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) February 29, 2016

Posted on February 28, 2016March 7, 2016

You ? can't ? fit ? a ? horse? on? an ? escalator

— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) February 28, 2016

Posted on February 27, 2016March 7, 2016

Wait wait wait….. if there are gay characters in "Star Wars" what's next? Swords made out of lasers? Robots that talk? Outer space?

— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) February 28, 2016

Posted on February 26, 2016March 7, 2016

*whispering in unison*
"Bye, Felicia." pic.twitter.com/Ln10XBEASg

— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) February 26, 2016

Posted on February 25, 2016March 11, 2017

A CLOSED LETTER TO MILLENNIALS

Posted on February 25, 2016March 7, 2016

Arts AND crafts? In this economy???

— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) February 25, 2016

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