ME: Are you sure you want to go all the way?
DATE: Yes. Let's join ISIS tonight— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 25, 2016
Beauty AND the beast? In this economy???
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 23, 2016
"I have tasted the flesh of my enemies but the time has come for marmalade" pic.twitter.com/9LnUV8ObAL
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 20, 2016
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 19, 2016
I love haikus pic.twitter.com/MOYFz14vBJ
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 17, 2016
I'm like a pile of garbage floating in the ocean: on the surface you see lots of gross and disgusting stuff but underneath there's even more
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 13, 2016